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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

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What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!

How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down