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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Grenade Jokes More Grenade Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

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Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

What is your best weed/stoner related joke?

I've never heard any good ones so please give me your best!