How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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What do you call someone who blows himself up by accident?

An Errorist!

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

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When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a grenade thrown into a restaurant in France?

French Toast.

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What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.