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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

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Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Your plaice or mine'!

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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How are a grenade and a girlfriend similar?

If they're good ones, they'll both blow really well.

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.