Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do tornados and black people have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

How do you make a Whiskey Sour?

Crush it's hopes and dreams.