Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

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Why is Jesus bad at crossword puzzles?

He always gets stuck on 2 Across.

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

What does an American actor say when going to Europe?

Let's go PAL.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate