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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a Native American?

Neapolitan.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

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What do you call playing chess against yourself?

Chessturbation.

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.