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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?

Lost

Which is the worst hand to lose?

The second one.

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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

Liberty

What do you call a sophisticated American?

Canadian

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

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Why can't Americans play chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What's a pirate's favorite move in chess?

Check, matey.