Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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All he had was a straw-man argument.

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Girl you sure are sweet.

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Because they are missing two towers.

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C4

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Check, matey.