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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

Why did Steve Jobs lose on the X Factor?

Because Sam sung better than him

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Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables?

In an American nursing home.

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why can't America play chess?

They are missing 2 towers

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

They smack my bishop