Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

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Why do tourists always take pictures in Paris?

Because the tower is an Eiffel.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.

Why is chess confusing in Australia?

That's check, mate.