Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

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What type of luggage only speaks in short sentences?

A brief case.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.

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Why did the vulture have to check some luggage at the gate?

It was only allowed one piece of carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.