Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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How many Norwegians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

7

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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What is your least favorite force of nature?

Gravity. It's always bringing me down.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...