Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.

What did the blond girl say when she saw the car?

That's the lost one right there.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do Luke Bryant and a Nordic breast plate have on common?

They're on Thor.

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What did the Chili's waitress say about her kidnapped daughter?

I want my baby back, baby back, baby back.

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

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What do you call someone who thinks Vikings are the best?

A Norsissist.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!