Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What do dyslexic soldiers get after war?

PDTS

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Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

DogMa

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Why did Genghis invade China?

Because he khan.

Why did the USA invade Panama?

Just 'Cause

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How do you save a Republican from drowning?

Take your foot off of their head.

What does a radical, democrat and republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

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What do you call Call Of Duty in the middle east?

Tuesday

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp