Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

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What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why can't dogs play hockey?

They always get called for roughing.

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Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What do you call an all guy Christian party?

A suseJ fest

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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