Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.