Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

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Why does everyone hate Will?

Courtesy of my Uncle Rick

Why does the KKK hate bowling?

Because a black ball knocks over white pins with red necks.

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.

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Why is Bernie Sanders seems like having a long nose?

Because AIR IS FREE

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

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Why are Reebok Pumps shoes so expensive?

Inflation.

Which presidential candidate does Tom Brady support?

Whichever can reduce inflation.

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How many 9GAGers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Exactly the same amount as the Redditors on and.

Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"