Why Beyonce?

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights...

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.

Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

Right Jokes More Right Jokes

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

How many American presidents does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None, broken lightbulbs have the rights to be treated as a normal lightbulb.

Beyonce Jokes More Beyonce Jokes

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like beyonce on Facebook.

How does Beyonce answer the phone?

HALO HALO HALO!* - inspired from the Superbowl XLV11 Half-Time show

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why did the girl who worked for the telephone company sing all the time?

Because she was an operetta (operator).

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness