Why do black people play basketball?

Because it teaches them how to shoot, run and steal.

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What is most commonly found in cells?

Apparently "black people" was not the right answer

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water.... My most sincere apologies.

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Why is football the single best sport?

Because americans don't play it.

Why do you not play Uno with Mexicans?

Cuz they take all the green cards

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the perfect name for a salon run by a couple of lesbian nuns?

Scissor Sisters *ba-dum-tiss*

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?

Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Why do men with prostate issues have issues stealing video game systems?

Because they have trouble taking a Wii.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!