Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats an iPhone 7's favorite brand of frozen pizza?

Not Jack's.

Who do you call when theres a fly in your house?

The SWAT team

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What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

How are black people and apples similar?

They both look good hanging from trees

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What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

What do you do when you see your wife stumbling around in the backyard?

Shoot her again.

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.

Snowblower Jokes More Snowblower Jokes

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower

Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

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Whats red, white, and hangs from a telephone pole?

A dead baby shot out of a snowblower.

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.