How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.

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Where is children?

Latvian man respond "Children is dead from childbirth." Bus leave.

How many Latvians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Is dark. Bulb is potato.