Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

How many black people are needed to change a light bulb?

One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What causes dry eyes?

Ducts out of water...

What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Who's There -Panther -Panther who?

Panther no pants, I'm going swimming!

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa?

Because of all the Cheetahs!

Why don't they have Oktoberfest in Africa?

Because nobody there is much of a drinker.