Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why do we hit things when they don't work?

Because it worked with slavery

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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What do you call someone with lots of imaginary friends?

Schizofriendic

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas?

Swimming goggles

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.