How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

How do you blind a woman?

You put a windshield in front of her.