What's the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

What's that difference between a pun and a dad joke?

Dad jokes are punnier.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

What does Batman put in his drink?

Just ice

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

How do you turn soup into gold?

You add 24 carats!

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Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.