What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

How do you make black people break out into song?

Put em' to work!... On a gospel record.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did the mexican girl get pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to do an essay

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the sign convention management do to the woman who kept pulling down their long signs?

Banner.

Why couldn't the woman buy a bakery shop?

She couldn't raise enough dough.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.