Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!

What is a stealth bombers favorite banana from Bananas in Pajamas?

B2

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What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Why did the guy from Brooklyn cross the road?

None of your f**king business.

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What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!