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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

To a Bananas foster home.

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

What does caravans and women underwear have in common?

Both are in the way if you are in a hurry

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

What did the duck say after it split the atom?

Quark! Quark!