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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas?

B-2

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

What does a guy call his diabetic girlfriend?

Sweet Pee

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

What do you do on a date with a feminist?

Split the bill.