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Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why is a banana the most attractive fruit?

Everyone finds it a-peeling.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on your front porch?

Matt. Others:

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.

Why did Amy Schumer go to a psychic?

Because it's the only way she'll ever get near a medium.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

How do you split $6 between 5 Mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)