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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What is green and flying over Poland?

Peter Panski

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How does Sean Connery find his way to the toilet?

With a shat nav.

What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why couldn't Germany win a world war?

Because they'd Russia lot

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?

They had baron.