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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why did the witch lose her way?

Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What does a robot do at the end of one night stand?

He falls off

What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow?

A LepreKHAAAAAAN!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

Where do black people stay when they visit Alaska?

A nigloo

Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What is most popular hearthstone deck in Germany?

Patron Warrior because Everyone Get in Here

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

What is the national vegetable of Germany?