Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

What is green and flies above Poland?

Peter Pansky

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How do you spell 'way' with an 'f'?

There's no 'f' in way

How can you avoid falling hair?

Get out of the way.

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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

What starts with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn.

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How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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Who pays?

Germany.

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.