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Why does Poland stay from Germany?

A couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

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Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Why can't they use PC's as word-processors in Poland?

The screens keep on filling up with white-out.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

Where are people in Dallas staying to avoid getting Ebola?

The Cowboys Stadium. Because they can't catch anything there.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Who pays?

Germany.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive