Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

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Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

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Why can't men get mad cow disease?

Because they're all pigs.

What do mad cow disease and PMS have in common?

Angry heifers.

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What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart