What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

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I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Whats worse than five dead babies in a trash can?

One dead baby in five trash cans

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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They know how to tuck away junk.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.