Why can't siamese twins be trusted to render fair judgments?

Because they're always partial. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than a poke in the eye with a hot stick?

Nothing. Trust me.

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

What pizza chain does Michael J. Fox drive for?

No, not Shakey's you insensitive person. Besides having a crippling disability rendering him unable to drive without risk of damage to the pizza, he is also a B-list celebrity worth many hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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Why did the siamese twins moved to England?

So the other one would also drive

How do you call a 100 m race between siamese twins?

Head to head race

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Why didn't the Siamese chicken cross the road?

He was two chickens

What do you call a blonde holding a balloon?

Siamese twins.