Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

Why did Bill Nye crash his car?

Because inertia is a property of matter.

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

What do motors and the Soviet Union have in common?

Commutators

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union always in a hurry?

Why is everyone in the Soviet Union is always in a hurry? They're all Russian.

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.