Why can you never trust a car made in the Soviet Union?

They keep Lenin to the left, and Stalin.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

How do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

Soviet Union Jokes More Soviet Union Jokes

Why did nobody in the Soviet Union drive manual cars?

They were afraid of Stalin'

Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

Lenin Jokes More Lenin Jokes

What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What are Russian clothes always made out of?

Lenin.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

What do you call it when Lenin, Trotsky, and Stalin get together for a drink?

A communist party

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

How's a fart and a teenager alike?

Because once you go to sleep, you can't trust either of them to not sneak out.

What piece of furniture can you always trust?

A Reputable.