Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

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How do you make a baby drink?

Stick it in the blender.

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

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What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why cant russians drive stick?

Because they are always Stalin!

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes