Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.