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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy?

He was too far out, man.

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.