Why'd the Mexican cross the road?

He took the chicken's job.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that lives on a hill?

Slopz

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did chicken cross the road?

Because Intermediate value theorem