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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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Why didn't sine cross the road?

Cosecant

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken?

Roost beef!

What Happens When You Cross A Programmer And A Musician?

An Algo-rhythm.

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Why couldn't Arnold Schwarzenegger run for president?

Because he doesn't do cardio.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!