Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

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Why did the chicken get an ouija board?

To contact those who had crossed over to the other side.

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

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Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because: he still loves vista,baby!

Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger cross the road?

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