Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

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Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

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What did Helen Keller's friend say to her?

Offensive) You should try blind dating.

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.