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What does 7-11 have in common with women?

Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

What do phone books and women have in common?

They both couldn't vote before 1920

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously