Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Dyke Jokes More Dyke Jokes

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why did r/TwoXChromosomes flood?

The dyke broke.