What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

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What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

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What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

What do Bill Cosby and the Little Dutch Boy have in common?

Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.

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What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

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What did Jaws call his solo banking firm?

Loan shark.

How do you know the girl from Jaws had dandruff?

She left her Head &amp Shoulders on the beach

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What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

She shattered his jaw!

Why do ruler manufacturers make a big thing about them being shatterproof?

Was there a ruler shattering epidemic that necessitated this