Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it!
One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!
WANNA RIDE BIKES
Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)
It depends on Deus Voltage
All three of them.
I thought he didn't care about the 1%
Everyone just needs 1 more line.
Because windows 7 8 9
Friend: 9 Me: 9? I'll give her one..
A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?
They both say the same jokes over and over again.