Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
One.
Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.
One....Two...One, Two...
One. But he gets three hours credit.
Because he might Pikachu!
Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.
A family friend paying a visit.
10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms
People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
He asked. I said, "My next door neighbour."
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
