Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
There's change in a lightbulb
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Literally dozens.
Nobody knows. They always say they'll do it next year.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Toucan
You're an odd fellow
11, Because it has another 1.
All the extra cubholders.
It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)
He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.
