Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
One.
Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.
Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?
Because 10 11 12.
OP de-livered.
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
They both say the same jokes over and over again.
We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.