Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What's your strength?

Candidate: I fall in love easily. Interviewer: What's your weakness? Candidate: Those blue eyes of yours.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day?

Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.