Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What is Imperator Furiosa's least favorite type of ice cream?

Rocky Road.

What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice cream?

Sure, Bert!

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did vegan cross the road?

Because chicken came to his side.

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

What happens to a plate made out of cookies when you drop it?

It chips.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?

I'll get you next slime!

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

Street Jokes More Street Jokes

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why does little sally have a limp?

SHE WENT TO JARED!