Why did the cannibal get food poisoning in India?

He ate Rameet!

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why is Windows going from 8 to 10?

Because 7 ate 9. Credit to a guy I work with.

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again