Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What did the cannibal wipe with...... after he ate some people at the library?

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Why did Bob disagree with communism?

He thought it was such Bolshevik.

Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay