Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.
It scares their dogs too much
Because people are dying to get in!
Removed
His family advertised it as a barbecue.
First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.
The Steaks are high.
He wanted rich milk.
He heard the food was a mess.
Not everyone gets them
2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.
Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!