Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Why does Euler's Number say it's "going number 2" when it pees?

Because its natural log is 1.

How much wine can a cat drink?

2. How do you resuscitate a drunk cat 3. Will they do an autopsy on a dead cat

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What did Captain Picard call his poop?

Captain's log

What if I have to poop?

D: Then you should go now. *awkward pause* "Thanks I feel better."

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Why will Michael B Jordan make a bad Human Torch?

Because it's supposed to be the Fantastic Four, not the Fantastic Fo'!

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.