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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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How bad is it to poop your pants?

It Depends

What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why are 490 Romans are funny?

Because XD Edit: Sorry about the typo the second are is not supposed to be here

Why are you on this bus?

Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.