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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What has 2 wings and a halo?

Did you say angel WRONG! Its a Chinese phone. *Wing Wing* "Halo "

Why are the twin towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be 2 of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

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What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

Poop.

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Why is a cow that he jumps?

Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)

Who names hurricanes?

Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.