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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

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What do you call 2 medics?

Paramedics

What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

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What do you call it when your Stepmother poops?

A Step-Stool

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

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Where were you supposed to poop?

2-year-old: The potty. Me: So why didn't you 2: I'm too busy.

How do you hydrate a 2 year old at Disney World?

Gatorade