Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

Walking. JK ROLLING

What did one the left headphone say to the right headphone as they walked through a haunted house?

This place feels earie.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What does a dentist do in his free time?

Shoot lions.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.