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Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

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What can I do you for?

Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise