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Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What is a woman?

Man with a uterus somewhere

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

Why do Santas elves take forever to finish making toys?

Because they are always a little behind

What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns?

East Timor

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What happened after the word bank was robbed?

There was a run on sentences.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!