Why did the man with a stammer never get out of jail?

He couldn't finish his sentence.

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What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

Why didn't the life guard save the hippy?

Beacuse he was to "far out man".

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What is Kanye West's favorite kind of omelette?

Omelette you finish

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why do blacksmiths go to jail?

Forging.

Why did the peanut go to jail?

He was a-roasted peanut.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"