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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

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What did the SMG dad say to his son?

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima