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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

How are a hobo and a balloon alike?

Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL