Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a.

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Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Why are you crying after giving me that ticket?

Policeman: It was a moving violation.