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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

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Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

Why are there no podiatrist generals?

Because all they know is de feet

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why do mathematicians have a hard time moving on in relationships?

Because they're always trying to find the x. They don't know y, either.

Why don't X and Z get along with Y?

Because Y so serious

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What is the extreme limit of laziness?

Son "Having an adopted son."

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Alphabet Jokes More Alphabet Jokes

Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

Why didn't Anna and Elsa's parents teach them the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C.