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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

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How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

What do you call someone who's been kicked out of a fraternity?

Hasbro.

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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

Why does it take so long for a nun to get her clothes?

It takes 21 days to make a habit.