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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

What do Badgers and Gynecologists have in common?

They both like to root around in your cellar

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

What did the tailor tell the thieving nun when he caught her red-handed?

You better not make a habit out of this.

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.