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Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

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When people say "May I ask who's calling?

I like to say "Sure, go ahead."

What do you call a goat that likes cheese with their pasta?

Maaaac

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Why did the director get kicked out of the bar?

He was making a scene!

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

She kicked the bucket!

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.