Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

What's black, white, black, white, black, brown, black brown, black, black, black, black, black?

A nun on a spit

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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How do you castrate a redneck?

Kick his sister's jaw in.

When do you kick a dwarf in the balls?

When he is standing next to your lady saying her hair smells nice.

Habit Jokes More Habit Jokes

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.