April Sale - 20% Off

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

Previous Random Joke Next
Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because Croc-a-doodle-doo is a good family name.

Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry?

They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane