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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why was the fruit really upset he had to get married in a big church?

Oc Because he cantaloupe.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.

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What did the middle eastern man say to his marijuana enthusiast wife?

Stoner!

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"