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Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane

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Why don't tennis players get married?

Because to them love means nothing.

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Why did the stoner cross the road?

Who else would follow a chicken

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.