It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
You get mourning wood.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Alex: I'm sorry. The answer we were looking for is, Whatever.
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."
Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.
Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.