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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again...

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How do werewolves mark their territory?

Lycanthropee

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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