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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What's her first name?

Kid: "Sorry," I think

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What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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What was it worth?

Two marks.

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.

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Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"