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STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's the best way to make friends?

Tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Dave Jokes More Dave Jokes

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

What do a Wendy's Hamburger and the Waco compound have in common?

They were both cooked by a guy named "Dave".

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

How do Religious Education teachers mark exams?

With spirit levels.

What says "Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark! Mark!"?

A dog with a hair lip

Steve Jokes More Steve Jokes

Who is Steve?

Why does he call all the time " "What's this bill for a hotel room "

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"