What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. (Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What's your spirit animal?

An eagle. They're so majestic." MEANWHILE Horse: hey eagle, what's your spirit human Eagle: this guy Dave

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What do you get when you put Ryan dunn and Paul walker in a porshce?

Dunn Walking!!!

Which do you want to hear first?

Paul: I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Michael: The good news. Paul: The good news is that I have no bad news.

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What did you do at school today?

Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.

What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey.

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What did everyone think?

STEVE: PAUL: JANE: SARAH: MARK: DAVE:

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why did the stoner go to the chapel?

To marry Jane